Introduction
The Jusitce System
¡Viva el Estado del Béisbol!
Void
QQQuest
Mauve Blood
Dog Killer
You My Mask And Me
Shit-Eater Triptych
Dream Poem
Jumper
Runner
Suburbpunk
Newlyweds
Mademoiselle
Sometimes in the Field
Vignette: A Chili April
Pinakes
Dinner
Proven Until Guilty Innocent
Bureau Barbelo
day in the life.
Prayer of the Minimum Wage Burger
That Guy’s a Murderer
For They Are the Ones Who Do the Research
Burgerpunk
Honest Work
To the Victor, the Spoils
Burgerpunk Delivers
If Things Don't End Well
Shit Yourself in Exotic Places
The Patterson Footage
Area 22
Esoteric Epstein Worship
6 Thoughts
Pretty Plain
Atop the Stone Walls
Cat in Abu Ghraib
The Tomboy Dream
Three Poems, Loosely About: Spiritual Doubt
Untitled (Dream)
The Bog Brother
Thine is the Kingdom
Is this the one?
The Only Computer Crime for Which Theologians Are Consulted
The Ineffable Draw of Madness
A Journey Through Cyberspace and Into Your Lap
Jibaku
The End

Thine is the Kingdom

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+ be

> up and at em

> something in the stratosphere catches my eye

> call it in

> archangel tells me to get a closer look

> cut a wide semicircle back

> pulling way too many G’s

> apparition remains the same size no matter how close i get

> can’t go any faster

> notify archangel that i’m stepping off

> tells me to shut the fuck down anyway

> suggest to my copilot that this might be a dream

> he says: “I know for sure you aren’t dreaming because I’m wide awake!”

> apparition disappears


+ be me

> cruisin the vista

> keeping my panel clear in case i run into trouble

> sure enough i get a ping

> setup.exe

> pull up and offer my assistance

> guy says he’s only playing for fun

> tell him it’s against the law to fly that low

> gives me the international sign for “who cares”

> equip my panel

> drop the first executable i find into his console

> it’s fucking LOUD

> archangel asks me what just happened

> tell him there’s one less mouth to feed

> puts me in disciplinary suspension

> mfw


+ be on the lookout

> flesh and blood

> forbidden fruit

> give up the ghost

> customizing my panel

> going the extra mile

> the ends of the earth

> the fat of the land

> stack overflow

> can’t seem to get my code to run

> many are called but few are chosen

> tell archangel i’m dying for some action

> tells me patience is a virtue


+ be outside

> rolling in the deep

> searching for one-ups

> find one but it’s obscured by clouds

> request backup

> archangel tells me it’ll be a wait

> decide to try for it on my own

> pull the grip loose

> drive it home

> reach for the stars

> one-up is too high, can’t get to it

> activate map editor

> disable the area between me and my baby

> hits my panel nice and soft

> fruit of my loins

> archangel tells me support will be here any minute

> try to clear off before they show up

> can’t because map editor takes forever to close

> have to share my one-up with all of them


+ be on time

> absolutely gunning

> never gone this fast before

> wrenching on her to keep up the speed

> hit the next level

> start splitting chroma

> gravity fades

> entropy starts pouring into my console

> desperately trying to steer my way back into the universe

> matter becoming energy

> need a hotfix

> set my clock to before i passed the membrane

> pulse the grip and take her down

> snap back to reality

> archangel asks me why the hell i went back in time, NOT impressed “Just dippin’ my toes!”

> banned for three months


+ be that as it may

> banned for time travel so i’m sitting in the simulator

> surrounded by rookies

> decide to locate myself within the sim

> climb into the sim within the sim

> do this a few hundred times

> end up building a recursive sim chain three hundred deep

> tie up both ends, past and present

> invite rookies to my location

> they arrive just in time to see me autocloak and shuffle off

> three months pass and i can see one rookie is still trapped in my loop

> can see he is almost out of energy

> can’t go back to free him without leaving attribution artefact

> tfw i might have killed a rookie


+ be what you want

> sun up to sun down

> at teresa’s canonization

> archangel reminds me to be at my sunday best because he knows i’m a loose cannon

> choir on high

> salt of the earth

> peter opens the hatch

> TONS of bogeys fly out

> can’t resist the urge

> cast the first stone

> fire one off

> archangel pulls me aside

> fire and brimstone


+ be me again

> spawn in level four for downing a cherub

> as above so below

> so sticky i can barely move

> attract the ire of a sinister archon

> swims like a shark

> cast my shadow

> takes the bait

> dip to level five

> trace over the dune

> aim for the beacon but land in the rough

> crawl to shore

> say my prayers

> nothing but static

> decide to try to climb out

> it’s dark and hell is hot


+ beyond the brink

> lake of fire

> in pursuit

> archon on my trail

> something wicked this way comes

> can’t run

> can’t hide

> closing the gap

> spider’s web

> clutches of evil

> praying to god

> no sense

> only pain

> hurts like hell


+ unbecoming

> dwell not in the present

> wrought in torture

> reckoning beast “Where is your God now?”

> insufferable agony

> unbearable anguish

> the skin of my teeth

> my feet part of clay

> a fly in the ointment

> a lamb to the slaughter

> a drop in the bucket

> a moth to the flame

> swallow the pitch

> deliver me from evil


+ be awake

> pure torment

> every pixel is filled with pain

> all my frame is filled with pixels

> losing touch

> touching base

> brief respite

> archon must be taking a break

> no rest for the wicked

> can’t catch my breath

> come to

> to and fro

> shake it off

> off and on

> dial up

> out of hearts


+ beautiful

> light comes on

> still reeling from the torture garden

> tender mercies

> thorn in the flesh

> ye of little faith

> no signal

> no scan

> choking up and broken

> powering down

> down for days

> press and hold

> says his name is judas

> tells me a story


+ been in better shape

> listening to judas’ parable

> messianic secret

> thirteenth apostle

> hell on earth

> heaven only knows

> gospel truth

> godspeed

> go forth

> hallelujah

> powering up

> fallen angels

> see my window

> bag him up

> back to the beacon


+ better him than me

> ascending to heaven

> fast travel to spawn

> put it on the wire

> lay it on the line

> can i get a witness

> worse for wear

> plug it in

> step into the light

> calling all cars

> punch the numbers

> pull it back out

> pick his ass up

> over the shoulder

> up the ladder to the roof


+ best of both worlds

> meet me in the middle

> you’re on the air

> tell them it’s judas

> suspended in water

> chemical bath

> standby mode

> firmware update

> safe mode

> test run “In my office, now!”

> archangel can’t believe his fucking eyes

> diagnostic gospels


+ i’m a believer

> rehab

> red tape

> riot act

> teresa issues clemency

> forgiveness is divine

> submit my paperwork

> six to eight weeks

> get my wings back

> configure my deck

> debrief

> interview the prisoner

> interrogate the perpetrator

> anecdote

> allegory

> sordid tales of woe

> judas says the devil snuck into heaven

> nothing to lose

> nothing to hide

> nothing to be proud of

> let him sleep on it


+ boot

> login

> activate assignment

> hand on the grip

> like riding a bike

> open my panel

> archangel tells me there’s trouble in paradise

> says a white horse fell in some mud

> i already know where he’s going with this

> says i have to rescue the rescue team

> and the white horse

> rookie in the sim

> just my luck


+ be me

> back in the simulator looking for my loop

> find it but it’s trashed

> pulling threads

> threading the needle

> needle in a haystack

> finally get a bright idea

> find and replace

> picking up angels all the way through

> i left a TON of attribution when i tied it up

> hopefully nobody noticed

> locate the white horse

> no idea how he survived this long

> count my blessings

> everyone’s accounted for

> uninstall.exe


+ bent out of shape

> back in the saddle

> promoted to guardian for rescuing the very ones i endangered

> nobody’s the wiser

> whatever pays the bills

> head to the chamber

> questioning judas

> put him through the wringer

> to be continued

> no time for games

> good cop bad cop

> a taste of your own medicine

> no song

> no dance

> lights out


+ belt one out

> had enough of judas’ games

> reminds me that he rescued me from the archon

> i tell him god has a plan for everyone

> tell him i’m almost out of patience

> thou shalt not steal

> thy will be done

> turn up the pressure

> drop some drama in his lap

> ask him how it feels

> sings like a bird

> buts it’s the same old song and dance

> take it from the top

> one more time with more emotion


+ bending the rules

> slow and steady

> says earth is actually hell

> says hell is actually heaven

> tells me the devil went down to georgia

> pearls before swine

> too little too late

> no more drama

> archangel in my ear

> red alert

> the holy ghost is missing in action

> thunderbolts and lightning

> shaking him down

> tells me he tried to warn me


+ better late than never

> judas in the wagon

> choke the grip

> take her into deeper seas

> get in formation

> i’m going to hell for this

> again

> load my panel up

> equip some raw text so i can code on the fly

> archangel asks me if i possess the spirit

> tell him he’s my backseat driver

> not happy but it aint what it aint

> relay coordinates

> rendezvous point

> dog and fucking pony

> the whole nine yards

> lord is my shepherd


+ just be yourself

> i wonder how someone could kidnap jesus

> judas repeats his parable

> archangel gives the signal

> transfer complete

> transcendental complications

> file not found

> pull the grip loose

> low and slow

> fast and furious

> loading my program

> index the search parameters

> still nothing

> backdoor access

> in like a lion


+ being and time

> angels in the inferno

> judas on my chain

> leader of the pack

> i take point but i can’t see shit

> level the grip and drive it home

> crank it as hard as i can

> light goes out

> archangel sends a distress signal

> first time for everything

> archon on my radar

> nest of vipers

> same fucking demon as before

> he’s coming for judas

> it’s a fucking trap

> ask judas what the hell is happening

> says i answered my own question


+ better yet

> ambush

> eleventh hour

> blind leading the blind

> devil’s in the details

> famous last words

> i know what you mean

> remember my dream

> archon drags him out

> kicking and screaming

> eye for an eye

> i ditch my wings

> abort mission

> i have to get out

> crawl back to the gate

> hell or high water


+ be me

> walking a mile in my own damn shoes

> praying for a miracle

> copilot can’t be found

> big man tells me to cut my losses

> tells me to shut down

> new lands

> old world

> get some wings

> i once was lost

> but now i’m found

> picking up the pieces

> choosing favorites

> brother’s keeper

> watching over them

> threescore and ten

> that was then

> this is now


+ let there be light

> rise and shine

> graven image

> lobus of love

> all things must pass

> doing the best i can

> cup overflows

> footprints in the sand

> live to tell my story

> long story short

> ashes to ashes

> dust to dust

> thine is the kingdom