Is this the one?

Yep, from three different people last night

“She was six when the tests happened. It was the worst three hours of my life. I don’t know what it was like. She said nothing really happened. She’d zone out and stare into the distance but I’m not sure that has anything to do with whatever happened. That night I walked past her room and she was sleep-talking. She was counting back from five, over and over again. I couldn’t sleep for a few days after that. And she kept doing it. We never told her she was doing it. But one night she counted back from five for the last time and it was over. Then she grew up, forgot about it, and moved out . . .”

Where was that from? What was he even talking about?

Don’t know. Here’s the second one

“Something wrong with the lamp, had to return it. The guy said he also sold fish tanks. He had some interesting fish tank designs. One of them was space-themed where the surface was the moon and there was a crashed rocket. Another one was office-themed and there were little cubicles for the office fish. I mentioned the place to a friend who has fish but he said he wasn’t interested. Themed aquariums confuse the fish apparently. At first I didn’t understand; but then I thought about it. I thought about being a fish and being in water. Then I thought about being a fish astronaut. Then a fish office worker, in charge of the fish printer . . . And I was confused.”

Like fish would know. These just get stupider

And you know fish? Anyways here’s the last one

“We have a whole team of people whose only job is to be tuned to that frequency 24/7. They wear headphones in shifts. It’s the only thing they do. The likelihood that they’ll hear anything worth reporting in is near non-existent; but if they do, then supposedly the implications are on the spooky side. The only downside to the job is that listening to silence all day is the perfect condition for hallucinating sounds. Some even go crazy after a few months so we have to rehire new people and send the old ones to . . . you know . . . There was this recent ca—”

Hey! That sounded important

Mom says dinner is ready