Introduction
The Jusitce System
¡Viva el Estado del Béisbol!
Void
QQQuest
Mauve Blood
Dog Killer
You My Mask And Me
Shit-Eater Triptych
Dream Poem
Jumper
Runner
Suburbpunk
Newlyweds
Mademoiselle
Sometimes in the Field
Vignette: A Chili April
Pinakes
Dinner
Proven Until Guilty Innocent
Bureau Barbelo
day in the life.
Prayer of the Minimum Wage Burger
That Guy’s a Murderer
For They Are the Ones Who Do the Research
Burgerpunk
Honest Work
To the Victor, the Spoils
Burgerpunk Delivers
If Things Don't End Well
Shit Yourself in Exotic Places
The Patterson Footage
Area 22
Esoteric Epstein Worship
6 Thoughts
Pretty Plain
Atop the Stone Walls
Cat in Abu Ghraib
The Tomboy Dream
Three Poems, Loosely About: Spiritual Doubt
Untitled (Dream)
The Bog Brother
Thine is the Kingdom
Is this the one?
The Only Computer Crime for Which Theologians Are Consulted
The Ineffable Draw of Madness
A Journey Through Cyberspace and Into Your Lap
Jibaku
The End

Mademoiselle

Anonymous || &amp 008

When the cat dies they receive a DVD in the mail containing her memories.

The screen shows fish in a bowl, bugs running away, and a young girl practicing a dance in the living room. The speakers play chewing, scratching, scraping of nails on glass, shoes tapping on wood, and a piano and a trumpet together. There is static in the recording, from distortions of the mind: she was only a cat, after all.

The daughter takes the DVD to school the next day and shows it to her friends. They laugh because her cat had such a poor memory, and one of her friends invites her to come to her house and see her own cat’s DVD from a while ago. Her cat had almost twice as many memories, and the two girls sit together in front of the television and watch dumpsters with raccoons in them, and dirt roads outside, and other cats hissing, and the inside of a sterile car, and backyard hunting grounds with birds and mice.

The daughter asks her mother whether her cat had a worse life than her friend’s cat, whether she missed out by being an indoor cat, and her mother tells her that it’s true, maybe that she missed out on certain things, but that at least she watched a beautiful young girl learn to dance.